i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
GOOD LORD THIS IS PERFECTION
tHIS IS PERFECT I’M CRYING I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD OF MY NATION
I’m sorry, This is like, the only Hetalia post I can’t not reblog when I see it on my dash…
WHERE ARE YOU NOW, CANADA?
OH THAT’S RIGHT, YOU’RE RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US BEING MANLY AS HELL.
History and Literature, Harvard
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain