who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it
If you’re worried about Moffat fucking up the Twelfth Doctor, just remember:
he has already argued with Moffat over the scripts, which shows promise
I’d pay good money to see a video of Peter Capaldi yell at Moffat after receiving a sexist badly written script
when life gives you lemons what do you do
DONT MAKE LEMONADE
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!
I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!
IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell